The Claims Thread

Many of you may have been wondering what sort of evil scheme I had planned for this site...and many of you may not care. Now, here it is! [Insert evil laughter hither]

No, but really. My old Bleach site had one of these and it was really fun.

What is claiming? :
To claim something is to make it yours. Once you claim it, you own it.

What can be claimed :
Anything can be claimed, including people, places, objects, body parts, words, phrases, and on and on. The only thing that cannot be claimed is something that has already been claimed by someone else. You also cannot claim the power to undo claims, because that is too much power for one person to hold.

How to claim :
Just reply to this thread with "I claim such and such", and you're done. You can only claim two things a day.

Allow me to start. *Ahem* I hereby claim the term 'jiggery-pokery'.

Claims list (Once you claim something/someone, it will be added to this list with your name, so people know what is and isn't already claimed) :

Naoki Ueno
Jiggery-pokery
Zeno Hiraken and everything he owns

Fuuga Natsu
Official Forum Monster
All CDs by Sonata Arctica

Nashihiko Kishu
Earl of Youth
The Supreme Cannon

Levi Colton
Butter Wrestling Champion

Zafaron Uriuc
The souls of all non-Kuro members
Zafaron Uriuc
All Delete

Iado
Exorcist of Maelstrom

Zeno Hiraken
Naoki Ueno's boobs.
Naoki Ueno & everything she owns
Zafaron Uriuc's Banhammer
The rest of Zaf's belongings

I claim the titel of "Official Forum Monster"

(No surprise there <.<)

I claim the Title Earl of Youth.

((Take your guesses on why?))

I hereby claim the title of Butter Wrestling Champion!

"God created the Heavens, he created the Earth! He created all the Levi-maniacs! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, brother!" ((horribly plagiarized from Hulk Hogan))

I claim the souls of the people in this forum besides Kuro's who would probably set me on fire just from being in its proximity.

So yeah, I claim the souls of all the non-Kuro members.

I claim the title of Exorcist of Maelstrom

I claim Naoki Ueno's boobs.

I claim Zeno Hiraken and everything he owns, thereby reclaiming my breasticles as my own.

DENIED.

I claim all CD's Sonata Arctica have ever made.

Naoki Ueno wrote:

I claim Zeno Hiraken and everything he owns, thereby reclaiming my breasticles as my own.

DENIED.

You can only claim 2 things a day. You claim me (1), everything I own (2) and you reclaim your funbags (3).
So YOU are DENIED.

I claim Naoki Ueno and everything she owns. :3

I did not directly claim my boobs, so fail.

I claim myself because if you guys try to claim me you would explode from the awesome power I embody. ITs for your own safety.

Naoki Ueno wrote:

I did not directly claim my boobs, so fail.

Alright.. So basically we own each other now... LOL

I claim the right and the power to undo claims.

I deny you, Zeno Hiraken, on the grounds that the ability to undo claims is far too much power and responsibility for one measly man to hold.

I claim Zafaron's soul. I alone have the power to control it.

I claim Grimmjow.

I claim Zafaron's Body for with it I will have much fun. Omg the comments this is going to generate will be hilarious.

I claim Zafaron Uriuc's Banhammer.

Whoa whoa guys, I claimed myself. That includes my body and soul! They are still mine since I already claimed them.

Zeno still gets the banhammer though since I didn't claim my belongings.

So I claim All Delete. Can't have you people trying to abuse its power.

He's right, he did already claim himself. Zaf-Dono is off the market.

Fine I claim the Supreme Cannon.

I claim the rest of Zaf's belongings.