Fortunately, Unfortunately

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 10/26/2010, 2:05 pm

Stewart the skydiver was about to jump out of the plane.

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Unfortunately, the plane blew up.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/3/2010, 4:37 am

Fortunately, Stewart only suffered minor burns as he began his descent.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/4/2010, 1:30 am

Unfortunately, Stewart pulled the parachute cord, and a snapping turtle came out of his parachute bag and preceded to bite at his face.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/4/2010, 7:06 am

Fortunately, he was wearing a helmet that was protecting him from the biting turtle.

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Unfortunately, the turtle was made of win and decided to cut the cords of the parachute.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/5/2010, 1:44 pm

Fortunately, Stewart had the ability to fly.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/5/2010, 1:50 pm

(Damnit you got the 500th post. Grr. Loljk.)

Unfortunately as he was flying he was assaulted by flying Justin Beiber ads that started to knock him towards the ground. (TOPICAL!)

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/5/2010, 2:42 pm

Fortunately, he crashed into the Pacific next to Hawai and got saved by a monokini dancer. ( TROPICAL!)

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Unfortunately, it was actually Adam Lambert and he forced him into one of his many, colorful, music videos. (TERRIBLE!!)

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/10/2010, 11:50 am

Fortunately, he could escape...

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Unfortunately, he didn't want to. Adam Lambert was too alluring for poor Stewart.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/11/2010, 4:54 pm

Fortunately, he was kidnapped.

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Unfortunately, it was Edward Cullen.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/11/2010, 6:01 pm

Fortunately, the fangirls kidnapped Edward Cullen. Leaving Stewart in the middle of nowhere.

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Unfortunately, The fangirls were distracted by the arrival of Toshiro hitsugaya and left Edward, whom captured Stewart and took him to the love cabin deep in the heart of Atlantis.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/11/2010, 7:17 pm

Fortunately, he could teleport to somewhere else.

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Unfortuanately, Edward could read his mind and coated the cabin in an anti-pwnage barrier which stopped all power but his own. He then turned off the light and lit a candle.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/11/2010, 7:44 pm

Fortunately, Jacob entered to room and killed edward so Stewart could escape.

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Unfortunately, Jacob just wanted Stewart to himself and lit a second candle.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/11/2010, 8:36 pm

Fortunately, Stewart noticed Nashihiko wasn't following the rules anymore by suddenly talking about other figures than the main character.

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Unfortunately, that didn't matter and Stewart was raped by a banana

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Fortunately, the banana was a very skilled lover.

Subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 11/12/2010, 9:01 am

Unfortunately, it does matter and Stewart put the spotlight onto himself.

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Fortunately, Stewart had experience with the spotlight and began singing showtunes.