Fortunately, Unfortunately

One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
* The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
* The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
* The third person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, these marshmallows had poisonous spikes on them)
* The fourth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the spikes were made of Jello ), and the process is repeated

I'll start...

David was driving to a nearby fast food restaurant.

Unfortunately, a grenade flew through his window and into his lap.

Fortunately, the Grenade exploded into a dozen beautiful hot women whom only wished to please David on his way to the Fast Food joint

Unfortunately, the sight of so many women in close quarters overloaded David's senses, causing him to swerve wildly on the road and crash into the fast food joint at a high speed.

Fortunately when brought to trial the judge understood that his actions were understandable due to being assaulted by so many beautiful women. He was pardoned and not sent to jail.

Unfortunately, the crash turned him into a paraplegic and all of the women died.

Fortunately they all had twins

Unfortunately all of them wished to kill him due to the death of their siblings and they chased his wheelchair bound self with fire and pitchforks.

Fortunately, he had rear-mounted submachineguns on his wheelchair, which shot and killed all of the pissy siblings.

Unfortunately, his wheelchair rolled down a big hill and then into a railing, causing him to be launched out of his chair and into the sea.

Fortunately, David was part fish, allowing him to survive in the sea.

Unfortunately he forgot how polluted the sea is and he quickly was poisoned by the sewage in the water.

Fortunately, Aquaman just happened to be in the area, and he summoned a pod of whale sharks to rescue David from a near-fatal poisoning.

Unfortunately, Aquaman had caught a cold, and when he sneezed the Whale Sharks mistook Aquaman's "save" command for "scathe" and began to thrash about in the water in an attempt to injure the boy.

Fortunately, we switched characters right as he was about to be killed and now are following an accountant named Steve.

Unfortunately, Steve the accountant is caught off guard from being named the new main character and accidentally suffers a severe paper cut while filing papers.

Fortunately that paper cut made him seem like a bad ass so every major paper filing job in the world began sending him loads of money forcing him into retirement at the age of 23.


((beat that bitchs!))

Unfortunately, the wound got infected and poor Steve had to amputate his finger.

Fortunately he was able to purchase a robotic replacement for his old finger that works better than the original did.

Unfortunately, he took a bath and got electrocuted by of the robotic replacement.

Fortunately due to being shocked he gain electricity powers which in turn made him a super hero. He commanded the power of Electricity, and Money. You lose.

Unfortunately, the world didn't see him as a hero, but as a menace. He was chased down by every single army on the planet. And nobody liked him. And he became gay.

No u.

Fortunately, he rallied Kuro to the cause and shot and killed Zeno with Kuro's Amaterasu Shotgun, killing the sob.

Unfortuantely that guy who rallied Kuro used his gay beam to save Zeno. Making him his ass Clown for all eternity. Zeno had no way to escape.

Fortunately the God-Emperor looked down and noticed people were being morons with one seeming to suggest that being gay is a bad thing, the other switching the main character to one of the members of the forum and the third using a gay beam. To avoid either complete stupidity or some problems between the members he decided to once again switch characters to Stewart the skydiver.

(Have fun with this one.)